Masterpieces: Antonioni’s L’Avventura

I don’t think L’Avventura would’ve been half the masterpiece it is without Monica Vitti’s face. Some directors — Antonioni, Bergman, Godard — parade their female stars as objects of loving regard. Their actresses are, in fact, their lovers, and they make images of them worthy of their love. If you love a woman, your camera will romance her, and express your lust for her. And when you have a face like Monica Vitti, there is an arresting loveliness that makes for many images of almost painful ecstasy.

Bowie Fever: From Drag Queen To Intellectual Respect: The Pop Star as Persona: The Mask as Public Figure: A Personal Take On The Supreme Uniqueness Of David Bowie

by Evert Cilliers aka Adam Ash London is in the grip of Bowie fever these days. His first album in 10 years is top of the charts, and a V & A museum exhibition, “David Bowie Is,” devoted to all things Bowie and drawn from his personal archive, is the greatest thing that this august…

If Only We Had A Leader Like Chavez, Who Solved Real Problems — Instead Of Debating Fake Ones Like The Deficit

by Evert Cilliers aka Adam Ash Hugo Chavez did two great things for Venezuela. He wiped out illiteracy, and reduced the poverty rate from 80% to 20%. In other words, he empowered the poor. He had the imagination to think big (like promoting a South American Bolivarian Union) and the cojones to act big (like…

Can America Survive What Our 1% And Their Useful Idiots, The GOP And The Dems, Have Done To Us?

by Evert Cilliers aka Adam Ash If the productivity gains of American workers since 1980 were reflected in our wages, our median household income today would be $92,000 a year instead of $50,000. That's $42,000 per year that our 1% has stolen from our 99%. In fact, our wages today, when adjusted for the cost…

Ferchrissake, Can’t People In Public Office Bump Their Uglies Anymore?

by Evert Cilliers aka Adam Ash So Petraeus stuck his beef bayonet up Paula Broadwell's sugar trench. These two 6-minute milers probably did the marathon in bed, ending with Olympic orgasms. So what? Can't people bump their uglies anymore? Why is cheating on your spouse a fireable offense? A career-destroying transgression? What's wrong with our…

Obama vs Romney Is Not The Real Fight For America’s Soul

by Evert Cilliers aka Adam Ash The second Obama-Romney debate — when Obama plucked Romney's lying tongue out of his face and liquified it on national TV — was a highly satisfying spectacle. But this satisfaction may make one forget from where Obama's strongest opposition ought to come. Not from the right. But from the…

How To Beat The GOP With Better Slogans

by Evert Cilliers aka Adam Ash Al Franken once complained that Democratic policies cannot be summed up in short bumper stickers, like the Republicans can sum up their entire philosophy in “cut taxes, shrink government.” Well, here are a few bumper stickers with which to attack Republicans and beat them senseless. But first, a word…

Tina Brown, Christopher Hitchens, Niall Ferguson, Rupert Murdoch — What’s With Our American Blindness To These Imported British Assholes?

by Evert Cilliers aka Adam Ash The musical British invasion of the 60s and 70s brought us the Beatles, the Stones, Herman's Hermits, the Dave Clark Five, the Searchers and other great bands, who made us realize anew that American music was the greatest popular music ever, as these imports sold back to us and…

What A Country: After Wall Street Screws Us, 45% Of Americans Want A Wall Street Guy To Be Our Next President

by Evert Cilliers aka Adam Ash Here comes Mister One Percent. Mitt the Twit Romney. He used to be a leveraged buyout specialist, which was what these private equity guys were called before they got ashamed of the name. Leveraged buyout means you put a company in debt, and use the money you extract from…

Obama Is Corrupt, Hillary Isn’t

by Evert Cilliers aka Adam Ash I heard an amazing story about Hillary Clinton from someone who worked for her. When she was a Senator, and some corporation gave her big campaign money, she wouldn't take the money if she knew she was going to vote against that corporation's interests on a bill that corporation…

I Have A Dream: Obama’s Second Term

by Evert Cilliers aka Adam Ash First thing, a raft of Guantanamo cases are brought in civil courts. The prisoners who aren't in court, are in a plane on their way to Iraq or Afghanistan. Guantanamo prison turns into a tourist attraction, with luxury hotels, gambling, and highly-educated Marxist prostitutes from Cuba. Next thing, Bradley…

Why Democrats Prefer Missionary, And Republicans Do It Doggie Style — A Sexual Metaphor For Our Great Divide

by Evert Cilliers aka Adam Ash Let's start with the French philosopher Emmanuel Levinas. Yep, since we are going to get obscene here, and bang on about what sexual positions suit the radically opposed Democratic and Republican weltanschauungs, it's probably advisable to start with a high-minded philosopher — if only to persuade you intellectuals out…

Everything Americans Think Is Complete Crap — Why Occupy Wall Street May Be Our Last Best Hope

Our American elite is now as shitty as the Gaddafis and the Mubaraks and the Mugabes, and just about as crazy in their entitled bubble of runaway greed. Worst of all, they operate beyond the reach of the law. Too big to fail and too big to jail.

Great Songwriters: Who Are They, And Why Haven’t There Been Any For The Last 20 Years?

by Evert Cilliers aka Adam Ash Every morning, millions of humans belt out songs in their showers. There’s no art more popular than song. A great melody is a whoosh of sublime emotion plugged straight into the human heart in the snappiest concentrate imaginable that, once stuck, stays stuck forever. Great paintings can go unseen…

There’s No There There: Our Hollow President Obama

by Evert Cilliers aka Adam Ash Just what exactly does President Obama whole-heartedly believe in? It's not Social Security, Medicare or Medicaid. He was prepared to whittle away at all three of them in order to make a Grand Bargain with the GOP about our debt. It's not peace: he's still fighting for no good…

Hippie-punching The Apple Genius: Was Smartass Steve Jobs A Dumbass For Refusing Early Cancer Surgery?

by Evert Cilliers aka Adam Ash A lot of people think Steve Jobs was not that smart after all. First diagnosed with pancreatic cancer in October 2003, he waited a full nine months before he had a secret operation in July 2004. He put off the surgery advised by doctors, friends and family, and instead…