From Andrew Jackson to Donald Trump: Chasing the White Working Class

by Akim Reinhardt Progressives, moderates, and even many conservatives are aghast at Donald Trump's populist appeal. As this cantankerous oaf flashes ever brighter in the political pan, they fret that his demagoguery might land him the Republican presidential nomination, and perhaps even carry him all the to White House. I'm not worried about the prospect…

Is Donald Trump a Fascist? Will He Be the Next President? No, and Fuck No

by Akim Reinhardt Back in August, here at this very site, I published a piece dismissive of Donald Trump's chances of gaining the White House. I called those who feared he would become our next president “worry warts.” My basic contention was that Trump is involved in a quadrennial rite: announcing his presidential candidacy as…

Are We Witnessing a Major Shift in America’s Two-Party System?

by Akim Reinhardt In the 150 years since the end of the U.S. Civil War, the Republicans and Democrats have maintained a relentless stranglehold on every level of American politics nearly everywhere at all times. While a handful of upstart third parties and independent candidates have periodically made waves, none has ever come close to…

Is the Syrian Refugee Crisis the Worst Since World War II?

by Akim Reinhardt There's a new meme infecting the internet. The Syrian refugee crisis is the worst refugee crisis since World War II. It's all over the place. Just google the words “worst refugee crisis.” Don't even put “Syria” or “WWII” in the search bar. What follows is a string of mainstream media articles labeling…

The Donald Is Coming! The Donald Is Coming!

by Akim Reinhardt I've lost track already. During the past month, too many people to keep count of, each with a look of bemused panic in their eye, has asked me if I think Donald Trump has a chance. Knocked back on their heels by the frenzy surrounding Trump's recent surge, they implore me to…

Burning My Confederate Flag

by Akim Reinhardt To be born in America in 1967 is, to some degree, to fall through the cracks. The Baby Boom was most certainly over by then, its most senior elements old enough to vote and drink. But the Millennials, now the focus of every drooling advertising executive and marketing guru, were naught but…

The Current Spike in Baltimore Violence

by Akim Reinhardt As has been widely reported, May was an exceptionally violent month here in Baltimore. The city has witnessed dozens shootings and 38 murders. That is the most murders in any one month since 1996. Such a spate of violence is certainly worth reporting, and the national media has been quick to pick…

A Love Letter from Baltimore

by Akim Reinhardt Last Wednesday, over at my website, I published an essay on the riot that took place in Baltimore, a city where I've lived since 2001. Sincere thanks to 3QD for re-posting it here. That essay primarily focused on the riot itself, not the protests that followed or the de facto police state…

An Atheist Considers God’s Plan

by Akim Reinhardt “It's all part of God's plan.” That's bad enough. But I go a little nuts whenever someone says: “Everything happens for a reason.” After all, if you actually believe that we're all just mortal puppets dancing on a divine string, then there's really no point in us having an adult conversation about…

This Essay is Still not about American Sniper or Even the Travesty of Boyhood Not Winning Best Picture

by Akim Reinhardt Last month I offered about 2,000 words on the meaninglessness of life. “Life is meaningless,” I said. “Nothing matters, nothing at all.” I suggested that “meaning and truth are just illusions that humans chatter about incessantly because they can't stomach the sheer meaninglessness of it all.” Indeed, your birth was an act…

This Essay Is Not About American Sniper

by Akim Reinhardt I was gonna write something about the Clint Eastwood film American Sniper. Seems like a topic of the Now. Something the internetting public can really grab onto and scream about. Clint Eastwood: Sentimental warmonger, or artist of more nuance than leftists and pacifists can discern? U.S. sniper Chris Kyle: Troubled war veteran…

Tchotchkes and Latkes

by Akim Reinhardt I still remember the first time I heard it. It was back in the late ‘90s, when I had cable. There was this openly gay guy, bald, a little overweight, a beard I think. He had some design show about sprucing up your house. There weren't a lot of openly gay men…

7500 Miles, Part II: Dakota

by Akim Reinhardt Part I of this essay appeared last month. Thus continues my grand voyage, in which a rusty ‘98 Honda Accord shuttles me from one end of North America to the other and back again . . . After stumbling half-way across the continent, I settled into the northern Great Plains for a…

In the Shadow of Mo’Ne Davis

by Akim Reinhardt Thirteen year old Mo'ne Davis recently took America by storm when she pitched her south Philly baseball team deep into the Little League World Series, where clubs from around the world compete every August. A beloved celebrity of the moment, her success brought to mind my own somewhat tortured little league experiences.…