Fear Of A Female Planet: If Only Men Voted, Trump Would Win In A Landslide

by Evert Cilliers aka Adam Ash

Trump toastBy now, it is firmly established that the kindest thing you can say about Donald Trump is that he is a sexist, racist, serially lying, up-his-own-ass narcissistic, sexually assaulting, short-fingered douchebag deluxe pussy-grabber.

I say kind, because I have left out the fact that he regularly stiffs his business suppliers into bankruptcy, this being the business model of an actual psychopath (one percent of the general population, 4% of our CEO population).

Yet this totally repulsive human being can count on the votes of a majority of American males to put him in power over our nation.

To the point that, if only men voted, the sexist, racist, serially lying, up-his-own-ass narcissistic, sexually assaulting, short-fingered douchebag deluxe pussy-grabber that is Donald Trump would sweep the November 8 general election for president with 350 votes against a mere 188 for a vanquished Hillary.

The mind boggles in profound boggledom: if it depended on men alone, a sexist, racist, serially lying, up-his-own-ass narcissistic, sexually assaulting, short-fingered douchebag deluxe pussy-grabber would be our next president (thank the Lord, the heavens, the sun, the moon and every star above for the existence of women: though Trump leads by 11 points among men, he loses by 33 points among women).

This numerical damning fix on the horrifying propensity of American men's to stand by a sexist, racist, serially lying, up-his-own-ass narcissistic, sexually assaulting, short-fingered douchebag deluxe pussy-grabber like Trump — winning by 350 votes over 188 — comes to us courtesy of the highly respected FiveThirtyEight site run by the brilliant Nate Silver.

1. How Does Trump Make Women Feel?

Only men voteDoes that mean that the majority of American males are a bunch of sexist, racist, serially lying, up-their-own-asses narcissistic, sexually assaulting, short-fingered douchebag deluxe pussy-grabbers themselves?

Not quite.

What it does mean, is that a majority of American men have no problem with our country being run by a sexist, racist, serially lying, up-his-own-ass narcissistic, sexually assaulting, short-fingered douchebag deluxe pussy-grabber (BTW, as a sexist, racist, serially lying, up-his-own-ass narcissistic, sexually assaulting, short-fingered douchebag deluxe pussy-grabber, Donald Trump would make an excellent member of ISIS, and probably become their leader; after all, this is a man who, as quoted in New York magazine, told a friend about women, “you have to treat ‘em like shit”).

How are women supposed to feel about this high regard of a majority of American men for a sexist, racist, serially lying, up-his-own-ass narcissistic, sexually assaulting, short-fingered douchebag deluxe pussy-grabber?

Take one woman, Michele Obama, who said the following in a speech last week:

“I can't believe I'm saying that a candidate for president of the United States has bragged about sexually assaulting women. I can't stop thinking about this — it has shaken me to my core.

“I feel it so personally … the shameful comments about our bodies. The disrespect of our ambitions and intellect. The belief that you can do anything you want to a woman. It is cruel. It's frightening. And the truth is, it hurts.

“It's like that sick, sinking feeling you get when you're walking down the street minding your own business and some guy yells out vulgar words about your body. Or when you see that guy at work that stands just a little too close, stares a little too long, and makes you feel uncomfortable in your own skin. It's that feeling of terror and violation that too many women have felt when someone has grabbed them or forced himself on them, and they said no, but he didn't listen.

“We thought all of that was ancient history, didn't we? So many have worked for so many years to end this kind of violence and abuse and disrespect, but here we are, in 2016, and we're hearing these exact same things every day on the campaign trail. We are drowning in it.”

Amen, Michele.Trump plan

And boom! here are the words of another lady, Shaunna Thomas, co-founder of UltraViolet Action, on the orange-topped shitstain on our body politic:

“Donald Trump is a dangerous, predatory misogynist and the living embodiment of rape culture — asserting he has the right to assault women simply because he's famous. With one-in-five women in the US facing sexual assault in their lifetimes, it's because of men like Donald Trump and his political allies that this national epidemic is so intractable. Republicans must do more than just disavow these horrific comments — they need to actively denounce Donald Trump and his campaign for President. Survivors of result assault deserve better.”

Boom! Another lady, Anna Galland, executive director of MoveOn Civic Action: “Make no mistake, what Donald Trump was describing in the video amounts to a crime — sexual assault and violence against women, plain and simple. It is high time that the Republican Party muster any remaining integrity and turn their backs on the most divisive presidential candidate this country has ever seen.”

2. Some Disturbing Statistics To Put All This In Perspective

While we're at it, let's put all this in its broadest perspective, as laid out by a NY Times reader commenter — boom!

“As a former police detective, I keep track of crime statistics. For instance, out of every 100 rapes in this country, 40 are reported. Of those, 10 lead to an arrest, 8 are prosecuted in court, 5 lead to felony convictions, and 3 lead to a prison sentences (that averages approximately 4.9 years served, nationwide – some states see longer sentences, pushing the average up to that number, while many states see time-served of much less duration). The sad reality is that most rapists are serial. And most begin their ‘careers' as gropers. Perhaps these facts should be on laminated cards in each and every voting booth.”

Who knows, maybe we will find out in the next few weeks that Donald Trump's groping activities actually led to him raping a woman. In fact, there is an accusation that he did just that to a 13-year-old girl in 1994 at an orgy of adult men having sex with under-age girls, arranged by a big Trump pal, the notorious billionaire pedophile and Level 3 registered sex offender Jeffrey Epstein. The woman talks about these sex parties in her court filing:

“I traveled by bus to New York City in June 1994 in the hope of starting a modeling career. I went to several modeling agencies but was told that I needed to put together a modeling portfolio before I would be considered. I then went to the Port Authority in New York City to start to make my way back home. There I met a woman who introduced herself to me as Tiffany. She told me about the parties and said that, if I would join her at the parties, I would be introduced to people who could get me into the modeling profession. Tiffany also told me I would be paid for attending.

“The parties were held at a New York City residence that was being used by Defendant Jeffrey Epstein. Each of the parties had other minor females and a number of guests of Mr. Epstein, including Defendant Donald Trump at four of the parties I attended. I understood that both Mr. Trump and Mr. Epstein knew I was 13 years old.

“Defendant Trump had sexual contact with me at four different parties in the summer of 1994. On the fourth and final sexual encounter with Defendant Trump, Defendant Trump tied me to a bed, exposed himself to me, and then proceeded to forcibly rape me. During the course of this savage sexual attack, I loudly pleaded with Defendant Trump to stop but he did not. Defendant Trump responded to my pleas by violently striking me in the face with his open hand and screaming that he would do whatever he wanted.

“Immediately following this rape, Defendant Trump threatened me that, were I ever to reveal any of the details of Defendant Trump's sexual and physical abuse of me, my family and I would be physically harmed if not killed.”

Here is the legal status of the case:

Federal Judge Ronnie Abrams has ordered a status conference to be held at 11:30 AM on 16 December 2016 (more than a month after Election Day) at the U.S. District Court for the Southern District of New York, calling for both sides to provide information that might assist the Court in advancing the case to either settlement or trial — including “a brief description of the nature of the actual and the principal defenses thereto, a brief explanation of why jurisdiction and venue lie in this court, a brief description of all contemplated and/or outstanding motions, a brief description of any discovery that has already taken place, and a brief description of prior settlement discussions.”

Boom. Boom. Boom.

3. How Is Trump Taking His Meltdown?

From Timothy Egan at The NY Times, boom! boom! more boom!

“A wounded bear is a dangerous thing. Detested and defeated, Donald Trump is now in a tear-the-country-down rage. Day after day, he rips at the last remaining threads of decency holding this nation together. His opponent is the devil, he says — hate her with all your heart. Forget about the rule of law. Lock her up!

“He's made America vile. He's got angel-voiced children yelling ‘bitch' and flipping the bird at rallies. He's got young athletes chanting ‘build a wall' at Latino kids on the other side. He's made it O.K. to bully and fat-shame. He's normalized perversion, bragging about how an aging man with his sense of entitlement can walk in on naked women.

“Here's his lesson for young minds: If you're rich and boorish enough, you can get away with anything. Get away with sexual assault. Get away with not paying taxes. Get away with never telling the truth. Get away flirting with treason. Get away with stiffing people who work for you, while you take yours. Get away with mocking the disabled, veterans and families of war heroes.”

Boom! Boom! Boom! from a NY Times reader center:

“Donald Trump didn't make America vile. He merely revealed it to be so. His vile utterances are not unfamiliar to many people who have had to endure the rise of conservatism in this country.

“We've lived through decades of attacks on our most vulnerable citizens as Republicans have come up with endless excuses as to why Social Security, medical care, women's rights and gender equality are evils that must be purged from the country.

“We've put up with scores of sanctimonious scolds who use religion as a weapon to justify attacks on gay people and abortion rights. We've watched as our national lawmakers proudly promote biblical ignorance while they deny the reality of science. We've seen wages for working people stagnate while egregious income inequality is justified on moral grounds. We've been lied into going to war, and have had to endure its brutal and destructive consequences.

“It's repugnant, but not surprising, to see mainstream Republicans endorse Donald Trump, or to continue to support him on some disingenuous claim of party loyalty. Trump's nature was clear from the early days of the campaign, but only when his low, vulgar and abusive nature was documented on tape did a percentage—and only a percentage—of his supporters grudgingly turn away from him.

“The mask has finally slipped, and revealed the true nature of the G.O.P. So the loud, inarticulate and destructive rage of Trump as his campaign implodes is not damaging to our country. It's music to our ears.”

Kaboom.

4. What Does The Fact That Trump Is A Pussy-Grabber Say About The GOP?GOP elephant up hillary

What does all this say about the Republican Party, who chose as their standard-bearer a sexist, racist, serially lying, up-his-own-ass narcissistic, sexually assaulting, short-fingered douchebag deluxe pussy-grabber?

It says there is something wrong with the Republican Party, and there always has been. The Republican Party has indeed waged a scorched-earth war on women. It starts with their opposition to abortion and Roe v Wade, the actual law of the land. Before Roe v Wade, women died by the thousands in backstreet abortions. Roe v Wade prevented this from happening, but the Republicans want it to go away (look what they've done in Texas), so that we'd have to go back to women dying from backstreet abortions.

That's why I believe we should regard the opposition against abortion as straightforward, plain-and-simple, actual sexual assault on women. It attacks women right where it hurts most — in their vaginas, in their very womanhood, and tries to tell women that Republican men own their vaginas and uteruses, and have the right to do with females' vaginas what they will, in the same way that Trump thinks his celebrity gives him the license to grab women's vaginas.

I believe we should broaden the definition of sexual assault in this way, and then we will see how fierce the GOP war on women actually is. Pussy-grabbing, sexual assault, anti-abortion policies, rape, it all springs from the same impulse, it's all on the same spectrum — a war against pussy. It's why it has come so easy for the GOP to pick as their presidential candidate a sexist, racist, serially lying, up-his-own-ass narcissistic, sexually assaulting, short-fingered douchebag deluxe pussy-grabber.

Heck, I know, I'm being somewhat facetious, repeating over and over the mantra that Trump is a sexist, racist, serially lying, up-his-own-ass narcissistic, sexually assaulting, short-fingered douchebag deluxe pussy-grabber. But I'm doing it for a purpose: obviously, because I think it's kinda funny, but also because I want this to sink in, so that there should be nothing but utter clarity about what kind of a man Trump is: A SEXIST, RACIST, SERIALLY LYING, UP-HIS-OWN-ASS NARCISSISTIC, SEXUALLY ASSAULTING, SHORT-FINGERED DOUCHEBAG DELUXE PUSSY-GRABBER.

And that we should think very badly of all the men — a majority of American men — who stand foursquare behind A SEXIST, RACIST, SERIALLY LYING, UP-HIS-OWN-ASS NARCISSISTIC, SEXUALLY ASSAULTING, SHORT-FINGERED DOUCHEBAG DELUXE PUSSY-GRABBER.

5. Are The Majority Of American Men Actually Trumpian Pussy-Grabbers?

So let's go deeper — what does their support for a sexist, racist, serially lying, up-his-own-ass narcissistic, sexually assaulting, short-fingered douchebag deluxe pussy-grabber tell us about the majority of American men?

Does it mean that the majority of American men themselves are sexist, racist, serially lying, up-their-own-asses narcissistic, sexually assaulting, short-fingered douchebag deluxe pussy-grabbers?

In their favor, I would say that American men may probably not be liars to the bizarre serial extent that Trump is, given that it is part of the record that Trump lies in his speeches every two and a half minutes (something he himself graces with the term “truthful hyperbole”).

To lie at such a superhuman rate of lying, it can only take a sexist, racist, serially lying, up-his-own-ass narcissistic, sexually assaulting, short-fingered douchebag deluxe pussy-grabber like Donald Trump. He is probably the lyingest American who ever lived.

So we can let American men who favor Donald Trump off the hook about lying. They do not lie at Trump's rate. It is humanly impossible for anyone to lie like that, unless you are a sexist, racist, serially lying, up-his-own-ass narcissistic, sexually assaulting, short-fingered douchebag deluxe pussy-grabber yourself.

Neither are most American men up-their-own-ass narcissistic to the degree of epic uniqueness achieved by Donald Trump, a man basking fiercely alone in the glare of his own self-regard, the sun blazing mightily from his obese posterior.

Nor as short-fingered.

But does that mean that these American men are actually sexually assaulting douchebag deluxe pussy-grabbers?

Probably not. I would imagine that maybe five percent of them are sexually assaulting douchebag deluxe pussy-grabbers, and maybe one percent of them are actual rapists, which is the culmination of being a sexist, sexually assaulting douchebag deluxe pussy-grabber. On the other hand, my sucked-out-of-my-thumb statistics may understate things. One survey found that almost one-quarter of American women say they have been groped in public spaces. And every year, 550,000 women in America require medical attention after an assault by a boyfriend or husband.

So no, maybe a majority of American men are perhaps not sexually assaulting douchebag deluxe pussy-grabbers themselves. Maybe.

6. Are A Majority Of American Men At Minimum All Sexist, Racist Douchebag Deluxes?

But does it mean that these American men may be sexist, racist douchbag deluxes?

Yes.

Absolutely.

Completely.

100%.

Not a truer word said.

Gets at the heart of the matter.

On the nail.

Indeed.

Boom.

We have now come to the core of the matter, the pith of the topic, the hub of our meaning, the nub of our horrifying contemporary reality.

Since the majority of American men are willing to vote for a sexist, racist, serially lying, up-his-own-ass narcissistic, sexually assaulting, short-fingered douchebag deluxe pussy-grabber, it proves at least two things: that the majority of American men are sexist and racist.

So we can say that while Trump himself is a sexist, racist, serially lying, up-his-own-ass narcissistic, sexually assaulting, short-fingered douchebag deluxe pussy-grabber, the majority of American men are not quite up to that standard of badness.

But still, they are raging in-your-face sexist and racist douchebag deluxes themselves.

Rather a massive indictment of our men.

Do you think a majority of Swedish men, or German men, or Canadian men, or Mexican men, are sexist, racist douchebag deluxes?

I think not.

Being a sexist, racist douchebag deluxe is a particular quality only ascribable to American men.

Amongst all men at present walking the earth, only American men stand out as true sexist, racist douchebag deluxes.

This is an undeniable fact: given the popularity among American men of Trump, an arch sexist, racist, serially lying, up-his-own-ass narcissistic, sexually assaulting, short-fingered douchebag deluxe pussy-grabber, it is an incontrovertible fact that a majority of American men are uniquely sexist, racist douchebag deluxes.

And we can thank Donald Trump, a great sexist, racist, serially lying, up-his-own-ass narcissistic, sexually assaulting, short-fingered douchebag deluxe pussy-grabber, for revealing to us that most American men are sexist, racist douchebag deluxes.

Is that not a terrible thing to find out about our country?

Listen, we've always known that Republicans have always been and are, to a man, racist douchebag deluxes, and maybe even sexist douchebag deluxes.

But we've never known until now that a majority of American men are sexist, racist douchebag deluxes.

It took a sexist, racist, serially lying, up-his-own-ass narcissistic, sexually assaulting, short-fingered douchebag deluxe pussy-grabber like Donald Trump to reveal this startling fact to us.

I guess we should all be grateful — probably eternally so — to a sexist, racist, serially lying, up-his-own-ass narcissistic, sexually assaulting, short-fingered douchebag deluxe pussy-grabber like Donald Trump to have brought us the knowledge that a majority of American men are sexist, racist douchebag deluxes.

7. Knowing That A Majority Of American Men Are All Sexist, Racist Douchebag Deluxes, What Should We Do?

What are we to make of this?

For a start, we have to be alert, and call out all sexist, racist douchebag deluxes at all times, and especially when they go as far as Trump, and are sexist, racist, serially lying, up-their-own-asses narcissistic, sexually assaulting, short-fingered douchebag deluxe pussy-grabbers to boot.

All you sexist, racist douchebag deluxes, be warned: you will be outed from now on.

It should be the total drive behind all actions of Americans today to rid our body politic of the scourge of sexist, racist douchebag deluxes in our midst. As well, of course, of any sexist, racist, serially lying, up-their-own-asses narcissistic, sexually assaulting, short-fingered douchebag deluxe pussy-grabbers like Donald Trump.

Tell yourself now, whoever you are, male or female, adult or child: I will never relate to the majority of American men who are sexist, racist douchebag deluxes except to call them on it and verbally assault them for their sexist, racist douchebag deluxedom, both in my private and public life, and to all my family members and friends and co-workers, and on all social media like Facebook, Twitter and Snapchat, and inside and outside all locker rooms.

And I will never do any business with anyone like Trump, a sexist, racist, serially lying, up-his-own-ass narcissistic, sexually assaulting, short-fingered douchebag deluxe pussy-grabber.

Let's shun Trump from all polite society forevermore. Let's never do business with Trump, and bankrupt him for the sixth and final time.

Let's get rid of all the sexist, racist douchebag deluxes in our midst. Let's demolish, extirpate, banish and shun them, as well as any sexist, racist, serially lying, up-their-own-asses narcissistic, sexually assaulting, short-fingered douchebag deluxe pussy-grabbers.

Let that be our national goal going forward. Let this be our national effort even after the election, for years to come, till a majority of American men are not sexist, racist douchebag deluxes anymore, let alone being sexist, racist, serially lying, up-their-own-asses narcissistic, sexually assaulting, short-fingered douchebag deluxe pussy-grabbers.

Meanwhile, if I were an American woman, I would seriously think about leaving the country.

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