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Cow

From despardes.com:

An e-mail received by a newspaper correspondent contained an assumed ‘English essay’ written by one of the contenders for top civil services in Pakistan in a Central Superior Services (CSS) examination.

“He is the cow. The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed. And because he is female, he gives milks, but will do so when he is got child. He is same like-God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards. His whole body can be utilized for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement. What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, water mans and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species.”

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