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February 26, 2010

3 Quarks Daily Prize in Arts & Literature

March 22, 2010, NOTE: The winners have been announced here.

March 10, 2010, NOTE: See list of nine finalists here.

March 8, 2010, NOTE: Voting round closed. See list of twenty semifinalists here.

March 1, 2010, NOTE: Nominations are now closed. Go here to see the list of nominees, and vote.

February 22, 2010, NOTE: Nominations are now open.

Dear Readers, Writers, Bloggers,

ScreenHunter_02 Feb. 16 17.47 In May of last year we announced that we would start awarding four sets of prizes every year (on the two solstices and the two equinoxes) for the best blog writing in the areas of science, philosophy, politics, and arts & literature. We awarded the science prizes, judged by Steven Pinker, on June 21, and then announced the winners of the philosophy prizes, judged by Daniel C. Dennett, on September 22. This was followed by the politics prizes, judged by Tariq Ali, for which the winners were announced on December 21. We are now going to do the Arts and Literature Prizes, and here's how it will work: we will soon begin accepting nominations for this prize. After the nominating period is over, there will be a round of voting by our readers which will narrow down the entries to the top twenty semi-finalists. After this period, we will take these top twenty voted-for nominees, and the four main daily editors of 3 Quarks Daily (Abbas Raza, Robin Varghese, Morgan Meis, and Azra Raza) will select six finalists from these, plus they may also add up to three wildcard entries of their own choosing. The three winners will be chosen from these by former U.S. Poet Laureate, Robert Pinsky, who, we are extremely pleased, has agreed to be the final judge.

The first place award, called the "Top Quark," will include a cash prize of one thousand dollars; the second place prize, the "Strange Quark," will include a cash prize of three hundred dollars; and the third place winner will get the honor of winning the "Charm Quark," along with a two hundred dollar prize.

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Details:

PrizeArtsThe winners of the Arts & Literature Prize will be announced on March 20, 2010. Here's the schedule:

February 22:

  • The nominations are opened. Please nominate your favorite blog entry by placing the URL for the blog post (the permalink) in the comments section of this post. You may also add a brief comment describing the entry and saying why you think it should win.
  • Blog posts longer than 4,000 words are not eligible.
  • We will accept poems and fiction, as well as book or art reviews, criticism, and other types of writing about arts or literature.
  • Each person can only nominate one blog post.
  • Entries must be in English.
  • The editors of 3QD reserve the right to reject entries that we feel are not appropriate.
  • The blog entry may not be more than a year old. In other words, it must have been written after February 21, 2009.
  • You may also nominate your own entry from your own or a group blog (and we encourage you to).
  • Guest columnists at 3 Quarks Daily are also eligible to be nominated, and may also nominate themselves if they wish.
  • Nominations are limited to the first 200 entries.
  • Prize money must be claimed within a month of the announcement of winners.
  • You may also comment here on our prizes themselves, of course!

February 28, 2010

  • The nominating process will end at 11:59 PM (NYC time) of this date.
  • The public voting will be opened immediately afterwards.

March 7, 2010

  • Public voting ends at 11:59 PM (NYC time).

March 22, 2010

  • The winners are announced.

And another Mini-Contest!

For each of our contests, I have asked designer friends of mine to produce "trophy" logos that the winners of that prize can display on their own blogs. You can see all of them here. I am now running out of designer friends, so here is an offer: send me your design for a logo for the winners of the Arts & Literature Prize (it must contain the same info as in the examples I have linked to, and the size is 160 X 350 pixels), and if I use it, I'll send you $25. Try. It'll be fun. Deadline: March 10, 2010.

One Final and Important Request

If you have a blog or website, please help us spread the word about our prizes by linking to this post. Otherwise, just email your friends and tell them about it! I really look forward to reading some very good material, and think this should be a lot of fun for all of us.

Best of luck and thanks for your attention!

Yours,

Abbas

Posted by S. Abbas Raza at 12:05 AM | Permalink

Comments

Opening the contest to works of fiction and poetry is a Pandora's box. Prepare to be inundated.Also, isn't it a little of an apples/orange distinction to judge works of literature alongside blog posts about literature? I mean, the science contest didn't put scientific experiments alongside the blog posts about them, did it?

Posted by: Nell Gwinn | Feb 16, 2010 2:33:06 PM

This is exciting, Abbas! The judges of this year's competitions, are, among so many other things, a great indication of the kind of readers we are honored to have here. I'm facebooking this and sending out links to all the arts bloggers I know... Get ready!!!

Posted by: Elatia Harris | Feb 16, 2010 3:19:24 PM

I would like to nominate:
http://www.3quarksdaily.com/3quarksdaily/2009/07/james-ensor-keepin-it-surreal.html

Posted by: Karen | Feb 16, 2010 3:42:22 PM

And I'm sure Elatia appreciates it, but THE NOMINATIONS ARE NOT YET OPEN!

Posted by: Carlos | Feb 16, 2010 3:45:36 PM


Carlos,

I had trouble containing myself, earlier, because nominations are not yet open. But I'm with Karen.

I would like to nominate:
http://www.3quarksdaily.com/3quarksdaily/2009/07/james-ensor-keepin-it-surreal.html

Posted by: Norman Costa | Feb 16, 2010 3:55:41 PM

Oh Fine!

I would like to nominate:
http://www.3quarksdaily.com/3quarksdaily/2009/07/james-ensor-keepin-it-surreal.html

Posted by: Carlos | Feb 16, 2010 4:40:04 PM

I would also like to nominate http://www.3quarksdaily.com/3quarksdaily/2009/07/james-ensor-keepin-it-surreal.html but I can't, and right now, nor can you. Please wait until Monday. Thanks! :-))

Posted by: Abbas Raza | Feb 16, 2010 4:42:51 PM

And for good measure for 2008

I would like to nominate:
http://www.3quarksdaily.com/3quarksdaily/2008/11/isenheim-altar.html

Posted by: Carlos | Feb 16, 2010 4:43:39 PM

I would be delighted to post a notice of your contest at my site. I get lots of traffic. But I do post some NSFW photos daily and I would want to make sure you approve of my posting a link to your site before I do so. If ok to post, send me a brief note.

Posted by: fred lapides | Feb 16, 2010 9:12:58 PM

Am looking forward to this one with great anticipation!

Posted by: Daniel Rourke | Feb 17, 2010 5:34:39 AM

I would love to nominate Malabar:

http://elmalabar.org/index.php

Posted by: Greg Rivera | Feb 17, 2010 1:22:48 PM

What about Knifers?

Posted by: Ruchira | Feb 17, 2010 5:09:41 PM

We're just so keen. That's all.

Posted by: Karen | Feb 19, 2010 11:19:32 AM

I would like to nominate: http://www.3quarksdaily.com/3quarksdaily/2009/07/james-ensor-keepin-it-surreal.html

Posted by: Harriet Harris | Feb 22, 2010 12:00:18 AM


I nominate Elatia Harris for her beautiful essay on the artist James Ensor: “James Ensor: Keepin' It Surreal,” http://www.3quarksdaily.com/3quarksdaily/2009/07/james-ensor-keepin-it-surreal.html

It is beautifully written, engaging, and just plain educational. I understand it was an early influence in her own career as an artist. It's not often that we have the artist telling the story of the inspirations that fueled her own interest in the creative arts. This essay works because it's not a composition from an outsider looking in. It is from an intimate of James Ensor who is letting us in on something that was very special.

Posted by: Norman Costa | Feb 22, 2010 12:00:24 AM

Have I beaten everyone to it?

http://www.3quarksdaily.com/3quarksdaily/2009/07/james-ensor-keepin-it-surreal.html

Posted by: OTT | Feb 22, 2010 12:03:17 AM

I would like to nominate Elatia Harris for "James Ensor: Keepin' It Surreal".
(it might mean a little too much to me to see this essay awarded--thank you Elatia)

Posted by: affinity konar | Feb 22, 2010 12:03:39 AM

A nomination: Elatia Harris for "James Ensor: Keepin' It Surreal".

Posted by: pt kim | Feb 22, 2010 12:06:11 AM

I am torn between nominating Elatia Harris' exquisite James Ensor piece and her ravishing Knifers.
It seems others have seen to it that the Ensor piece is in. Please allow me to nominate Knifers.
http://www.3quarksdaily.com/3quarksdaily/2010/01/knifers-3.html

Posted by: Kathleen | Feb 22, 2010 12:18:10 AM

Hello,
I would like to nominate Chandrahas Choudhury's reflection,

"On Daniyal Mueenuddin's In Other Rooms, Other Wonders"

http://middlestage.blogspot.com/2009/02/on-daniyal-mueenuddins-in-other-rooms.html

The writing in the essay is felicitious combination of close reading and larger analysis of method and form. Choudhury is a novelist, critic, and blogger. His debut novel, Arzee the Dwarf, was published in 2009 by Harper Collins India.

Best
Rohit Chopra

Posted by: Rohit Chopra | Feb 22, 2010 12:22:37 AM

Self-nomination:

http://hemantmohapatra.wordpress.com/2009/04/10/letters-from-exile-iv/

Posted by: Hemant | Feb 22, 2010 12:24:02 AM

I also would like to nominate your wonderful writer Elatia's article:http://www.3quarksdaily.com/3quarksdaily/2009/07/james-ensor-keepin-it-surreal.html

Katharine

Posted by: Katharine Beckwith | Feb 22, 2010 1:01:39 AM

http://www.3quarksdaily.com/3quarksdaily/2009/07/james-ensor-keepin-it-surreal.html

Posted by: Kate Vrijmoet | Feb 22, 2010 2:44:55 AM

I very confidently nominate Elatia Harris for James Ensor: Keepin' It Surreal!

Thanks for the brain food Elatia!

Ashley

Posted by: Ashley | Feb 22, 2010 3:10:13 AM

I don't see the point of repeatedly nominating something which has been nominated already. But if you just want to prove what a great friend of Elatia's you are to her, please feel free to keep on nominating... or you could just send her an email or something!

Posted by: Abbas Raza | Feb 22, 2010 4:11:14 AM

I wish to nominate this article from the Village Voice:

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/archives/2009/12/the_50_worst_so_43.php

about why Counting Crows' "Big Yellow Taxi" is the worst song of the decade.

Posted by: zach wilson | Feb 22, 2010 6:59:28 AM

I'd like to nominate this piece from your very own Mr Rourke:

http://www.3quarksdaily.com/3quarksdaily/2009/10/mapping-the-cracks-part-i.html

Posted by: BigEdition | Feb 22, 2010 7:28:13 AM

I would like to nominate Elatia Harris', http://www.3quarksdaily.com/3quarksdaily/2009/07/james-ensor-keepin-it-surreal.html

Posted by: Karen | Feb 22, 2010 7:36:04 AM

I nominate:
http://www.themillions.com/2010/02/deckle-edge-in-the-age-of-mechanical-reproduction.html

Thank you!

Posted by: Max | Feb 22, 2010 8:11:00 AM

I'd like to nominate:

http://www.themillions.com/2009/08/book-lovers_07.html

Posted by: Sonya Chung | Feb 22, 2010 8:25:21 AM

I nominate this review of The Museum of Innocence:

www.themillions.com/.../prousts-arabesk-the-museum-of-innocence-by-orhan-pamuk.html -

Thanks!

Posted by: Lydia | Feb 22, 2010 8:26:23 AM

I would like to nominate:

http://crookedhouse.typepad.com/crookedhouse/2010/01/things-dorothy-parker-might-have-said-had-she-been-a-mother.html

Posted by: Sara O'Leary | Feb 22, 2010 8:34:17 AM

I would like to nominate: http://potemkin.blogspot.com/2010/01/38-great-terror.html

Posted by: David Noah | Feb 22, 2010 8:49:12 AM

As Elatia seems to be in multiple good hands, I'd like to nominate Justin's review of the perplexing Roche phenom:

http://www.nplusonemag.com/sea-slugs

Posted by: Jesse | Feb 22, 2010 9:05:39 AM

Jesse, n+1 is not a blog, so it is not eligible.

Posted by: Abbas Raza | Feb 22, 2010 9:16:53 AM

I'd like to nominate: http://www.themillions.com/2010/02/its-all-right-to-cry-restoring-raymond-carvers-voice.html

Posted by: Frank Kovarik | Feb 22, 2010 9:21:49 AM

A self-nomination: "Homage to Sculptor Ruth Duckworth", a poem written after the death of the great ceramist.

http://writingwithoutpaper.blogspot.com/2009/10/homage-to-sculptor-ruth-duckworth-poem.html

Posted by: Maureen Doallas | Feb 22, 2010 9:24:01 AM

http://www.3quarksdaily.com/3quarksdaily/2009/06/stamp-your-feet-hard.html%23more

I would like to nominate Randolyn Zinn's insightful and delightful flamenco piece.

Posted by: Henry | Feb 22, 2010 9:41:09 AM

Abbas,
Forgive me, the promiscuous cross publishing on this blog and his own confused me. Let's go with a piece closer to my heart anyway:

http://www.3quarksdaily.com/3quarksdaily/2010/01/success.html

Posted by: Jesse | Feb 22, 2010 9:41:59 AM

I would like to nominate: http://www.themillions.com/2010/02/the-woman-writes-as-if-the-devil-was-in-her.html

Posted by: Anne | Feb 22, 2010 10:30:22 AM

I cast my vote for Elatia's article:http://www.3quarksdaily.com/3quarksdaily/2009/07/james-ensor-keepin-it-surreal.html

Russ

Posted by: Russ | Feb 22, 2010 10:35:55 AM

I would like to nominate "Nobody Wants to Go Home: A Unified Theory of Reality TV." http://www.themillions.com/2010/01/nobody-wants-to-go-home-a-unified-theory-of-reality-tv.html

Posted by: Patrick | Feb 22, 2010 10:45:24 AM

I would like to nominate "About the Author" by Edan Lepucki, published on The Millions.

http://www.themillions.com/2009/10/photos-about-the-author.html

Posted by: Bob | Feb 22, 2010 10:51:53 AM

I would like to nominate Hannah Miet over at My Soul is a Butterfly, for her prose "The Letter Said, 'Where are you?'"

http://www.hannahmiet.com/2010/02/letter-said-where-are-you.html

Posted by: Wendy | Feb 22, 2010 10:53:40 AM

I would like to nominate "The New Sex Robot" at http://quantumtantra.blogspot.com/2009/01/new-sex-robot.html.

It's a humorous dialog on the nature of desire.

Posted by: nick herbert | Feb 22, 2010 10:55:01 AM

I'd like to nominate "Ether Between the Covers: Gifting Books in the Digital Age"

http://www.themillions.com/2009/06/ether-between-covers-gifting-books-in_02.html

Posted by: Edan | Feb 22, 2010 10:58:30 AM

I'd like to nominate my post on Ezra Pound's A Lume Spento:

http://www.digitalemunction.com/2009/11/18/a-lume-spento/

Posted by: Bobby | Feb 22, 2010 11:14:06 AM

I'd lik to nominate 'It's Not You, It's Me: Thoughts on Lorrie Moore's A Gate at the Stairs" http://www.themillions.com/2009/09/its-not-you-its-me-thoughts-on-lorrie-moores-a-gate-at-the-stairs.html

Posted by: Heidi | Feb 22, 2010 11:22:21 AM

I am nominating Elatia Harris's "James Ensor: Keepin' It Surreal" on http:///www.3quarksdaily.com/2009/07.
Thank you!
Dr. Ulle V. Holt

Posted by: Ulle | Feb 22, 2010 11:35:58 AM

I would like to nominate the wonderful article about Pina Busch "Somebody Nailed my dress to the door" by R. Zinn. It is what critical writing about art should be.

http://www.3quarksdaily.com/3quarksdaily/2010/01/somebody-nailed-my-dress-to-the-wall--a-glimpse-into-the-work-of-pina-bausch-by-randolyn-zinn.html

Posted by: Jordan | Feb 22, 2010 11:59:51 AM

I nominate "Surfing for Writers" from HTML Giant:

http://htmlgiant.com/random/surfing-for-writers/

Posted by: James | Feb 22, 2010 12:19:12 PM

I'd like to nominate Tomasz Rozycki's guest post about a poem of his, and the trip he took to the Ukraine that inspired it:

http://penamerica.blogspot.com/2009/07/guest-post-tomasz-rozycki-on-scorched.html

Posted by: David | Feb 22, 2010 12:56:49 PM

I would like to nominate Elatia as well
http://www.3quarksdaily.com/3quarksdaily/2009/07/james-ensor-keepin-it-surreal.html

Posted by: Dinah | Feb 22, 2010 1:40:26 PM

A self nomination: An attempt to wrest something worthwhile from a book that disappointed me.

http://www.themillions.com/2009/03/everybody-holocaust-jonathan-littell_23.html

Posted by: Garth | Feb 22, 2010 2:00:49 PM

I nominate:

http://www.themillions.com/2009/11/fair-hypocrites-twilight-by-way-of-pamela.html

Posted by: ECW | Feb 22, 2010 2:03:30 PM

I would like to nominate this post:

http://theliteraryweevil.blogspot.com/2010/02/jerome-david-salinger.html

Posted by: Bezalel | Feb 22, 2010 3:04:04 PM

Nominating something I wrote to encourage a young writer despairing over the state of literary publishing in US:

http://home.earthlink.net/~dianegreco/2010/02/unsolicited-advice-for-eliza-blair.html#links

Posted by: Diane | Feb 22, 2010 3:12:01 PM

I would like to nominate
http://www.themillions.com/2009/08/nabokov-wallace-and-incredible_04.html

Posted by: Deborah | Feb 22, 2010 3:13:07 PM

Though I would like to have nominated the 16 part personal essay entitled Thyraphobia, or Purity of Heart is to Fear One Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Not Do Again, it is apparently too long for the 4000 word limit. Thus, I nominate http://wisdomofthewest.blogspot.com/2009/03/realisms.html.

Posted by: Jim H. | Feb 22, 2010 3:23:09 PM

OK, I'm nominating this...

http://thenecromancer.wordpress.com/2008/09/19/create-your-own-mythology/

Since it's about creating timeless mythological forms, I'm hoping you'll overlook the fact that it's over a year old...

Posted by: The Necromancer | Feb 22, 2010 4:07:22 PM

I would like to nominate Carlene Bauer's review of Brad Gooch's biography of Flannery O'Connor, which is a thoughtful analysis of both the biography and O'Connor herself:

http://thesecondpass.com/?p=588

Posted by: John | Feb 22, 2010 5:10:50 PM

If my original post was delayed, I apologize for the repeat, but I'd like to nominate Carlene Bauer's review of Brad Gooch's Flannery O'Connor biography. It's a thoughtful analysis of the book and of O'Connor herself:

http://thesecondpass.com/?p=588

Posted by: John | Feb 22, 2010 5:28:35 PM

I'd like to nominate

http://www.cbbernard.com/html/blog/2009/11/lucky.html

Thank you!

Posted by: Milo Rising | Feb 22, 2010 5:42:49 PM

I would like to nominate this post, in which I tried to do justice (if briefly) to a book that is at once morally, intellectually, emotionally, and aesthetically compelling:

http://maitzenreads.blogspot.com/2009/08/daniel-mendelsohn-lost.html

Posted by: Rohan Maitzen | Feb 22, 2010 7:50:56 PM

I will nominate Too Fond of Books revieweing Sherman Alexie. Smart writing.
http://toofondofbooks-sea.blogspot.com/2010/01/absolutely-true-diary-of-part-time.html

Posted by: MJ | Feb 22, 2010 8:11:15 PM

A self-nomination:

http://www.themillions.com/2009/10/working-the-double-shift.html

Posted by: Emily St. J. Mandel | Feb 22, 2010 10:01:53 PM

I would like to nominate Christine Klocek-Lim's poem "How to photograph the heart."

http://www.3quarksdaily.com/3quarksdaily/2010/02/tuesday-poem-2.html

As the title poem of her chapbook,"How to photograph the heart," Klocek-Lim builds momentum with exquisite imagery as she prepare the reader for loss at the moment of death. The impact and suddenness of the moment is skillfully portrayed with "Your startled hands compressed / the shutter when you realized: this is it." Though treated with sensitivity, the shock of the moment cannot be gentled, nor should it be, and the author knows this.

Posted by: O.P.W. Fredericks | Feb 22, 2010 10:15:21 PM

read a blog by Dr Subho Ray, resident of New Delhi. It has been on my 'must reads' now for a while. Thought I'd share that here
http://oldgentstales.blogspot.com

Posted by: chitrita chatterjee | Feb 23, 2010 3:59:35 AM

I nominate Geoffrey Philp's,"You're not my son anymore" for his courageous portrayal of a homophobic and violent Jamaican father:
http://geoffreyphilp.blogspot.com/2009/10/youre-not-my-son-anymore-by-geoffrey.html

Posted by: Nadia Ferro-Philp | Feb 23, 2010 5:38:19 AM

Some wonderful entries so far.

I would like to nominate a blog post on what it's like to read James Joyce:
'Re Joyce': http://www.apieceofmonologue.com/2009/02/re-joyce.html

Best,
Rhys

Posted by: Rhys Tranter | Feb 23, 2010 6:14:57 AM

I would like to nominate the guest post "Lens and Pen as Mirror" by Slovenian photojournalist Misko Kranjec at my blog "In This Light."
http://www.doryadams.com/2009/11/lens-and-pen-as-mirrors-guest-post-by.html

Posted by: Dory Adams | Feb 23, 2010 6:49:02 AM

I would like to nominate the guest post "Lens and Pen as Mirrors" by Slovenian photojournalist Misko Kranjec at my blog "In This Light."
http://www.doryadams.com/2009/11/lens-and-pen-as-mirrors-guest-post-by.html

Posted by: Dory Adams | Feb 23, 2010 7:01:46 AM

I would like to nominate Christine Klocek-Lim for How to search for aliens


http://www.3quarksdaily.com/3quarksdaily/2009/07/friday-poem-2.html

Posted by: Bebe Cook | Feb 23, 2010 7:34:55 AM

I nominate http://www.dirtywhitecandy.com/archives/617

Posted by: dirtywhitecandy | Feb 23, 2010 7:38:54 AM

I'm going to nominate "Become a native in the world of your story" on creative writing blog Nail Your Novel:

http://www.dirtywhitecandy.com/archives/593

Posted by: Dave Morris | Feb 23, 2010 8:30:49 AM

I'd like to nominate Jai Arjun Singh's post 'Aatish Taseer on Islam's enclosed world'.

http://jaiarjun.blogspot.com/2009/03/stranger-to-history-aatish-taseer-on.html

The piece is a review of Taseer's book 'Stranger To History: A Son's Journey Through Islamic Lands'. Singh is a blogger, writer and journalist based in New Delhi.

Posted by: Aayush Soni | Feb 23, 2010 10:54:20 AM

I would like to nominate "The Devil Lives on Lewis Street, I Swear" from the Tiny Cat Pants blog. It's one in a series of stories of the supernatural set in and around Nashville, and it deals with the way that that history haunts us. And, of course, with the supernatural.

http://tinycatpants.wordpress.com/2009/10/20/20-the-devil-lives-on-lewis-street-i-swear/

Posted by: nm | Feb 23, 2010 12:14:01 PM

Do interviews count?

http://therumpus.net/2009/07/the-rumpus-interview-with-sam-anderson/

Posted by: anon | Feb 23, 2010 12:47:20 PM

I'm nominating Joshua Baldwin's "Fake Book Review 9."

http://www.digitalemunction.com/2009/11/23/fake-book-review-9/

Posted by: A different Jordan | Feb 23, 2010 2:52:02 PM

oh well, I would like to nominate my short story ABOUT ARIBAM:
http://fleuve-souterrain.blogspot.com/2010/02/about-aribam-telling-my-manipur-story.html

This is a glimpse about life from the insurgency-torn northeastern Indian state of Manipur. Has been on Inertia Magazine's fiction section too... so little comes out of Manipur and so little one wants to know of that world :)

Posted by: nabina | Feb 23, 2010 5:25:05 PM

Self-nomination. (Not sure if the one I tried to post earlier stuck!)

http://toofondofbooks-sea.blogspot.com/2009/12/soul-of-chef-by-michael-ruhlman.html

Posted by: mc | Feb 23, 2010 6:32:12 PM

self-nomination:

http://who-will-kiss-the-pig.blogspot.com/2009/08/wednesday-night-in-crown-heights.html

Posted by: Richard | Feb 23, 2010 6:35:48 PM

I'd like to nominate my own post, The Wheels On The Bus.

http://www.humorlessbitch.com/2010/01/the-wheels-on-the-bus.html

Posted by: Zo | Feb 23, 2010 6:48:47 PM

Poem:

http://futility.typepad.com/futility/2009/06/poem-by-our-brother-jeffers.html

Posted by: Bryon | Feb 23, 2010 10:28:13 PM

I'd like to nominate Sam Kean's post on David Foster Wallace: http://www.3quarksdaily.com/3quarksdaily/2009/09/rumination-on-the-life-death-and-particularly-the-legacy-of-a-man-barely-necessary-to-introduce-to-y.html

Posted by: Janet | Feb 24, 2010 12:05:10 AM

The poet Amy King organized a great blog-based response to David Orr's NYT Sunday Book Review essay on "greatness" last spring. I'll nominate the post she asked me to write:

http://sbeasley.blogspot.com/2009/03/greatness.html

...but would encourage others to check out the larger dialogue and perhaps nominate some of the other contributors, if interested.

Cheers,
Sandra

Posted by: Sandra | Feb 24, 2010 6:46:00 AM

I would like to nominate Baroque in Hackney - for being so informative, funny, educational, accessible and inspiring - does it get better than that? Oh yes!

Posted by: Linda K Quinn | Feb 24, 2010 10:58:18 AM




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Revenge is a dish best served cold.*

Yeah, right. So last night, coming home from teaching a really good workshop on rhyme, I was walking along the road by Seven Sisters station when a guy came up behind me at speed on his bike and knocked me down. YES. I even have a bruise on the back of my leg where he rammed into me, the arsehole. Riding on the pavement. I was sent flying – I’ve bashed up my left knee for the third time in under a year, and today I ache all over from where I tensed up every muscle in my body to brace for the fall. DAMN it.

I mean really. The poet is not immune to indignities upon his physical being. No. As one has found. In good news though there were several people on hand, including a girl who had seen him coming and jumped aside, otherwise he’d have hit her. I didn’t see him because I was walking away from the bus stop and he rammed into me from behind. Not a reflective yellow cyclist type, who I do also dislike intensely for their prissy, self-important, bell-ringing ways – just one of those guys in Nike jackets or whatever who always ride on the pavement. It took two very kind guys to pull me up, I wasn’t sure I could even stand – one by each arm – but I did, and got home with a slight hobble.

The other good news is that when I put on my tights they had a hole in the heel – I thought, hm, shall I put on a better pair and sew this hole up, or shall I just wear them? Being frugal, you see. Not working. But I thought the hole would last, and it wouldn’t show under my boots, so I didn’t change the tights. Hurrah! Imagine how much MORE pissed off I’d have been if I’d put on a brand-new pair of £6 tights to go out in and then had them raked full of holes by an arsehole on a bike.

I’m not mincing my words because that’s what he IS. He stopped; looked a bit perplexed; mumbled sorry or something while I hurled invective at him; and rode off before I was even upright. I’d be saying bloody Hackney if it hadn’t happened in Haringey. It’s just LIKE Hackney though.

Anyway, to say today has been a slow day would be more than accurate; I find that being pushed to the ground by something at speed is a rather different matter from, say, the episode of the cheap slippy grey plastic pound-shop welcome mat on the pavement outside the bakery door, where one at least fell with only one’s own velocity. Even when I broke my foot running for the 277 all those years ago it was only my own weight.

Almost everyone I know hates cyclists with a passion. There are good reasons for that. Even the ones with fancy clothes and helmets, who ride in the road, run red lights while you’re crossing the street, swear at you while they sail by, histrionically swerving as if you make you personally responsible for their death if they smash into the side of a lorry while they’re looking at you. I used to walk home along the canal, years ago, and they’d come up from behind with their PRING! PRING! PRING! racing past, all LOOK HOW HEALTHY AND SUPERIOR WE ARE, forcing everyone else off the path… I used to jump a mile every time. And you’d be forced up onto the muddy bank orwhatever, and I used to think, it is only a matter of time before I see them knock someone into the canal.

And yet we are all supposed to LOVE them.

Why? WHY??

Oh and then someone inevitably says, “You know what you need? You should be a BIKE,” as if hoiking a ton of metal up and down three flights of stairs twice a day, and having it in your bedroom doorway the whole time, is really going to improve your life. You’ll have one set of clothes for work, you’ll ge tin, you’ll be all hot and sweaty and need a shower, then if you want to go out after work what do you do? Show up in your torn tights, or try to get away with lycra, nylon and jeggings? Can you imagine. Renée Zellwegger isn’t in it. And THEN you have the ordeal of the stairways. I think there’s a reason the pernicious things appeal to young, testosterone-fuelled blokes, and it’s why they ride them like no one else exists. I bet their girlfriends wash the lycra, too.

Anyway it’s a good thing I didn’t get a good look at that guy’s face, because I really feel like hitting him.

* This is apparently in Edmonton. Why oh why couldn’t it have been in Seven Sisters?

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Francis Sedgemore
February 23, 2010 at 6:41 pm I’m a middle-aged old fart whose testosterone levels have always been modest, I never jump red lights or ride on pedestrian-only paths, and I make regular use of a ping-bell that a charming young man on the Regent’s Canal remarked the other week has a “lovely gentle sound”. I also wash my own lycra.

I reckon cycling (and running) has saved my life. No longer am I a constantly sick, borderline obese, drink-sodden, grumpy old hack. Today I am just a grumpy old hack. A definite improvement.

Tacitus
February 23, 2010 at 9:29 pm Some catchy cyclist bait you got there, mam.

James
February 24, 2010 at 12:31 am “the pernicious things appeal to young, testosterone-fuelled blokes”

Have you heard that cycling’s supposed to be bad for a chap’s, well, health in certain respects?

(Hello Baroqney, btw, long time no speak but I have a new blogging id – my real life one … Glad ur still going strong

Simon R. Gladdish
February 24, 2010 at 11:49 am Dear Katy

I’m sending you some more healing energy. I’m going to have to start charging you for it! I think you’ve already had your revenge on London cyclists. Aren’t they widely known as organ donors? No wonder they ride on the pavement.

Best wishes from Simon


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Posted by: Simon R. Gladdish | Feb 24, 2010 11:40:02 AM

I would like to nominate Katy Evans-Bush for her post:

http://baroqueinhackney.wordpress.com/2010/02/23/cycling-the-healthy-mode-of-transport/

It is one of her typically amusing musings.

Posted by: Simon R. Gladdish | Feb 24, 2010 12:13:08 PM

I nominate

http://michaelcomenetz.wordpress.com/2009/11/23/black-sun/

Posted by: GAngeletti | Feb 24, 2010 2:02:50 PM

I nominate Katy Evans-Bush for this typically insightful and interesting post on intellectual property and poetry: http://baroqueinhackney.wordpress.com/2009/11/13/finders-keepers-the-clash-of-intellectual-property-and-a-venerable-poetic-tradition/

It's tricky. I could just as easily have chosen any of her posts. An essay on the poetics of Alexander McQueen, anyone? She is fabulous.

Posted by: Sophie Nicholls | Feb 24, 2010 2:07:30 PM

I would like to nominate the Amitava Kumar's short-story, Postmortem.

http://www.amitavakumar.com/?p=3032

Posted by: Linta | Feb 24, 2010 2:22:02 PM

I would like to nominate Michael Berube's palindromic review of Sean Carroll's "From Eternity to Here"

For context the review was written before the book. The discerning reader will understand why this is relevant.

http://www.michaelberube.com/index.php/weblog/time_after_time/

Posted by: Elliot Tarabour | Feb 24, 2010 2:31:02 PM

I nominate: Nabina Das' poem CITYSPEAK.

In this frenetically urnabizing world CITYSPEAK PRESENTS the only fraternities permissible of buildings. The personification of cities stands in stark contrast to the "rootedness of" mangroves that they replace.

Posted by: Mohit Chandna | Feb 24, 2010 3:41:50 PM

Nominating this fascinating piece by Katy Evans-Bush on poetry and intellectual property rights

http://baroqueinhackney.wordpress.com/2009/11/13/finders-keepers-the-clash-of-intellectual-property-and-a-venerable-poetic-tradition/

Posted by: Leigh Kenyon | Feb 24, 2010 4:59:07 PM

I composed this poem last May as I walked along the Poudre River in Fort Collins, CO. It is inspired by the geological record, plant biochemistry, and the ongoing conversation about "sustainability" and what a sustainable future looks like.
Thank you for your consideration.
Sincerely,
Kristopher C. Hite
founder - tompainesghost.com

Posted by: Kristopher Hite | Feb 24, 2010 5:42:45 PM

Pardon, I thought the URL would show up in the comment itself. here is the URL for my poem entitled "Beyond Energy"
http://www.tompainesghost.com/2009/05/beyond-energy.html

Posted by: Kristopher Hite | Feb 24, 2010 5:44:22 PM

I nominate Nicolas Baumard, "The universality of music: Cross-cultural comparison, the recognition of emotions, and the influence of the the Backstreet Boys on a Cockatoo" at www.cognitionandculture.net (http://cognitionandculture.net/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=530:the-universality-of-music-cross-cultural-comparison-emotions-recognition-and-the-influence-of-the&catid=37:nicolas&Itemid=34)

Posted by: Dan Sperber | Feb 24, 2010 6:15:24 PM

http://www.chapatimystery.com/archives/optical_character_recognition/nine_lives.html

Review of William Dalrymple's Nine Lives with accompanying art.

Posted by: Daisy | Feb 24, 2010 7:09:25 PM

If you haven't discovered Baroque in Hackney, check her out! I nominate her lovely poem "A Christmas Play": http://baroqueinhackney.wordpress.com/2009/12/27/a-christmas-play/

Posted by: Frances Dixon | Feb 24, 2010 11:30:11 PM

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